Richard
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 02, 10, 03:48 PM » |
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Make it quick, there's a parking warden round the corner.
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Ray
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 02, 10, 04:29 PM » |
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I used to use clichés all the time, now I avoid them like the plague, these days a cliché to me, is like a red rag to a bull.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 02, 10, 05:06 PM » |
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Now do you believe me when I tell you we get tornados in this country?
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I jumped into a river in France and it turned out I was in Seine
O'r holl gerbydau'r Byd a gâf
Yr elor yw yr olaf
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Obblie
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 02, 10, 05:53 PM » |
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I'll have 2 teas with 2 sugars, 2 cheese sarnies and 2 bales of hay to take away please
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Ray
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 02, 10, 05:58 PM » |
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I'll have 2 bales of hay to take away please
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 02, 10, 07:40 PM » |
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Richard
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 02, 10, 07:46 PM » |
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Ray was beginning to wonder if the cheap GPS he bought from a bloke in the pub was such good value after all...
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Razor
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 03, 10, 04:49 AM » |
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"Ear! ... uh ... you know anyone who want's to buy a boat?
Let's just say ..... It ...er.... came off the back of a lorry!"
"'scuse me mate! Can you point us in the direction of the local boating pond?"
"Anyone wanna go water skiing?"
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 03, 10, 08:22 AM » |
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Just another day in 'Cowes'...
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It's my party, my rules................naked men only...
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