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« on: Mar 10, 10, 12:14 PM »
Whether you believe its  Yuck or  Hungry theres no denying its miraculous properties.


Welsh Family Sees Jesus Image In Marmite



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

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"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us.

The Moral of this Parable is the Miracle of making BBC News into inane utter bollox is easier than to make Marmite palatable.
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 10, 10, 12:47 PM »
and how much are they trying to sell it on ebay for?

BBC news or any so called journalist have never let the truth get in the way of a good story

I can't see it as any recognizable face but if it is  anything, it is more like a picasso or Jackson Pillock  Pollock self portrait ( a bunch of unconnected dots & dashes designed to extract the most amount of money from the unwary ) 
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 10, 10, 03:15 PM »
Quote from: Derek on Mar 10, 10, 12:47 PM
I can't see it as any recognizable face but if it is  anything, it is more like a picasso or Jackson Pillock  Pollock self portrait ( a bunch of unconnected dots & dashes designed to extract the most amount of money from the unwary ) 

Thats a terri  giggle ble thing to say about our Welsh Cousins , but theres a place in Turin that would pay good money for this sort of thing.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 10, 10, 04:16 PM »
Take another look at the fekkin' thing.

That ain't Jesus, it's fuckin' Mohammed.  hysterical
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 10, 10, 07:06 PM »
All I see is the makings of a half-sandwich.
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 10, 10, 07:13 PM »
Quote from: crikey on Mar 10, 10, 07:06 PM
All I see is the makings of a half-sandwich.

That much Marmite would barely cover a crumb
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 10, 10, 08:42 PM »
Quote from: fred on Mar 10, 10, 07:13 PM
That much Marmite would barely cover a crumb

You're welcome to it... it's like fermented pigeon-shit.  Yuck
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 10, 10, 08:48 PM »
Quote from: Richard on Mar 10, 10, 08:42 PM
You're welcome to it... it's like fermented pigeon-shit.  Yuck

You've really compared the two? Does your feeding exploration know no bounds?  Hungry
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 10, 10, 11:25 PM »
Quote from: crikey on Mar 10, 10, 08:48 PM
You've really compared the two? Does your feeding exploration know no bounds?  Hungry

Yeh, whot he said. Grin

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« Reply #9 on: Mar 11, 10, 12:17 AM »
Quote from: crikey on Mar 10, 10, 08:48 PM
You've really compared the two? Does your feeding exploration know no bounds?  Hungry

You never met my ex, did you?  paranoid
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 11, 10, 10:03 AM »
Quote from: Richard on Mar 11, 10, 12:17 AM
You never met my ex, did you?  paranoid

Of all the things to blame on the Amer  nuthead icans.

BTW as a keen researcher of ground-breaking applications i had the not  Yuck ion to google "formented pigeon shit" as all the great ones do and came up with this

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Pigeon poop might do wonders for your skin

http://www.livemint.com/2009/04/23211046/Pigeon-poop-might-do-wonders-f.html?d=1

If i was Crikey id get on the blower to Dragons Den pronto , beat the Japs at their own game.
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 11, 10, 12:10 PM »
If I remember correctly, they fooled a lot of men years ago with the claim that chicken shit would restore lost hair. I didn't fall for it, of course.
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 11, 10, 01:25 PM »
Has any Marmitite ( is that what one should call them) tried this thingy below , i saw an advert for it only this morning.



Ive a wierd curselike craving to try it , a little like the time i put superglue on my cock to see if it was really as corrosive as the warnings said or merely hype.

A very painful lesson let me tell you  Blush
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 11, 10, 02:35 PM »
Quote from: Majid Din on Mar 11, 10, 01:25 PM

A very painful lesson let me tell you  Blush


Not painful enough to punish that kind of stupidity.  hit head
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