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« on: May 07, 12, 10:02 AM »
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Tear Jerker
This will warm your heart.........


Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.
My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.
As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great.   Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all!   Amen!"
Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this Country.   Kids today don't even know how to pray.   Asking God for ice cream!   Why, I never!"
Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it all wrong? Is God cross with me?"
As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."
"Really?" my grand-son asked.
"Cross my heart," the man replied.
Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream.   A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."
Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal.   My Grandson stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember for the rest of my life.    He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.
With a big smile he told her,
"Here, this is for you.   Shove it up your arse you grumpy old bitch! "
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 12, 10:13 AM »
Did not expect that punch line LOL.
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 12, 10:17 AM »
Quote from: handy on May 07, 12, 10:13 AM
Did not expect that punch line LOL.

LOL... neither did I. It arrived in my email this morning from across the ocean.   Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 12, 12:32 PM »
 hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical  Raises hat
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 12, 03:46 PM »
I don't know.....the youth of today.. Grin

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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 12, 09:56 AM »
Brilliant ending,  Laugh   ROFL

Thanks Babs  Grin
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