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No undies
« on: May 10, 12, 11:28 PM »
I suppose the next step will be a strip search at check-in for everybody & then we all either fly totally naked or  made to wear paper undies & a paper suit for all flights
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18029242
The yanks are paranoid enough to make it happen

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Re: No undies
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 12, 05:10 AM »
Not just a strip-search, but a cavity search... and a re-opening of any recent surgical scars too as it's not unknown for things to be hidden in cavities without natural openings.

I wonder how long it will be before somebody designs a body-bomb to be triggered by scanning with either X-ray, T-waves or ultrasound with the specific intent to terrorise screeners rather than the wider public?

Just imagine the disruption that innovation would cause... and it's only a matter of time before somebody realises that.

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Re: No undies
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 12, 07:52 AM »
Not just a strip-search, but a cavity search... and a re-opening of any recent surgical scars too as it's not unknown for things to be hidden in cavities without natural openings.

I wonder how long it will be before somebody designs a body-bomb to be triggered by scanning with either X-ray, T-waves or ultrasound with the specific intent to terrorise screeners rather than the wider public?

Just imagine the disruption that innovation would cause... and it's only a matter of time before somebody realises that.

I remember (vaguely) posting a joke about that sort of thing.
Basically it would be a reinforced concrete room with detectors clever enough to detect any sort of explosives carried by the person.
If the person explodes, then everyone waiting would hear a muffled 'bang', a couple of blokes would nip in and hose the place down ready for the next person.
But to speed things up, they would need about 20 rooms, people expecting to fly will know that their fellow passengers on their flight will not be blowing them up, since the culprits have been dealt with at the check in.
 I think it would be quite a good deterrent.  ;D
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Re: No undies
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 12, 02:50 PM »

 I think it would be quite a good deterrent.  ;D


It would - but I fear it would just move the problem upstream... maybe the targeting of the queue for the 'bang-room' instead?

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Re: No undies
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 12, 04:29 PM »
Bugger it, I think I shall stay at home, stay away from big cities and certainly not fly anywhere...... ;D
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Re: No undies
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 12, 09:19 PM »
Bugger it, I think I shall stay at home, stay away from big cities and certainly not fly anywhere...... ;D

Which is exactly what the terrorists are trying to achieve - turn you into an American

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Re: No undies
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 12, 08:26 AM »
Which is exactly what the terrorists are trying to achieve - turn you into an American

Well it seems to be working as I am turning into a rather rotund shape... :blush:

Since No. 2 son + wife are going to live in California later on this year, I hope the discomfort of getting out of England and into America keep these frigging ragheads away from their aircraft.
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Re: No undies
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 12, 10:02 AM »

Since No. 2 son + wife are going to live in California later on this year, I hope the discomfort of getting out of England and into America keep these frigging ragheads away from their aircraft.


I'd be a lot more concerned about the fact they're in American when they get off the plane!

Americans are queuing to leave America for good right now, Canada had a quota on the buggers to avoid being infected by their ways...

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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 12, 11:40 AM »
His wife is born and bred Californian so has family out there (Korean descent - Mother) but being English he will bring with him some class and perhaps tame the locals and make them more civilised...... ;D
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Re: No undies
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 12, 12:54 PM »
Well this proves that the Californians definitely aren't civilised by any standards
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12393125
That is what I call poetic justice and it is a pity that it doesn't happen to more of these ignorant scum.
Such wanton cruelty has no place in a civilised society. Being involved in so called blood"sports" deserves a high punishment and for  California to only call it a misdemenour offence is just wrong

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Re: No undies
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 12, 11:00 AM »
I was surprised at that.......I thought that only happened over here, along with badger baiting and dog fights etc.
Still, their are weird people no matter where one goes in this world of ours.
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Re: No undies
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 12, 12:35 PM »
From 'undies' to 'cock fighting'... only in Our Local.   :gig:
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Re: No undies
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 12, 04:39 PM »
From 'undies' to 'cock fighting'... only in Our Local.   :gig:

Oh dear Babs....'cock fighting'.....you make me blush some times with your innocence of this world....... :blush: :gig: ;D
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Re: No undies
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 12, 09:08 PM »
Oh dear Babs....'cock fighting'.....you make me blush some times with your innocence of this world....... :blush: :gig: ;D

* Richard slaps Baron upside the head with his cock

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Re: No undies
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 12, 08:47 AM »
Stop it....stop it....I rather like it.... :blush: :gig:
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Re: No undies
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 12, 10:02 AM »
 rofl     :gig:
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Re: No undies
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 12, 10:16 AM »
Stop it....stop it....I rather like it.... :blush: :gig:

Stop trying to catch it in your mouth you dirty old bugger!  :t:

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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 12, 02:08 PM »
Stop trying to catch it in your mouth you dirty old bugger!  :t:

Are you saying I have a big gob young Richard...?? :gig:
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Re: No undies
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 12, 02:47 PM »
Dear oh dear oh dear...   :gig:
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Re: No undies
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 12, 04:17 PM »
Dear oh dear oh dear...   :gig:

Terribly sorry Babs.... :blush: :blush: :gig:
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Re: No undies
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 12, 09:45 PM »
Terribly sorry Babs.... :blush: :blush: :gig:

 :-*    :wave1:
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Re: No undies
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 12, 10:23 PM »
I remember (vaguely) posting a joke about that sort of thing.
Basically it would be a reinforced concrete room with detectors clever enough to detect any sort of explosives carried by the person.
If the person explodes, then everyone waiting would hear a muffled 'bang', a couple of blokes would nip in and hose the place down ready for the next person.

Reading that put me in mind of a little "accident" I had when I worked with a very big X-Ray machine many years ago in a previous life. It wasn't working correctly and bosses didn't want to replace it so I thought I would provide a demonstration and take a series of shots at increasing power levels to show that they all came out the same. All was going well until the tube exploded!! Thing is the lead lined room contained it quite well but the tube was oil cooled and the mess it made of the room was dramatic to say the least.
Good points - Caspie got a nice shiney new X-Ray cabinet to play with and a new lab to put it in. :)
Bad points - Caspie spent 3 days cleaning all the oil up and washing the lead walls down so we could strip it all out and sell it for scrap. :(
I used to have lots of phun working there.
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Re: No undies
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 12, 07:38 AM »
Who says people don't have exciting jobs ?.. ;D
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 12, 09:26 PM »
I X-rayed 4,000 tins of baked beans once too! :)
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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 12, 08:08 AM »
I X-rayed 4,000 tins of baked beans once too! :)

Did you have to count the beans in each tin to make sure they were equal ?.. ;D
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