The Drunk Driver - A CRACKER !!

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[Yvonne]

 
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Only  an Aussie could pull this one off ! A true story from Mount Isa in  Queensland ...

Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a  local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man  (Luke Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely  walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with  the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying  his keys on five vehicles.. The man managed to find his car, which he fell  into. He  was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and  drove off.  Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine  dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and  then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few  metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more  minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park  and started to drive slowly down the road. The Police officer, having  patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the  flashing lights, pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser  test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of  the man's intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll have to ask  you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment  must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the  designated decoy"...
 

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