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[Baron]

Wifey, grandaughter and me were driving on the main road out of Shanklin, and saw a couple (M+F) walking on the pavement ahead holding up a largish bit of cardboard on which was written in cap's "GET US OUT OF HERE !".....qwith the word 'HERE" being underlined....twice.

 If I had been on my own, I would probably have pulled over, asked them if they need a lift somewhere, and when they looked like they were going to hop in, I would tell them 'No chance....now eff off!.'
If they don't like it over here, then they can darn well stay over the water on the place called England..........bloody cheek of it. 

[crikey]

I'm trying to guess how you knew they were tourists. Was it because the man was walking on the outside? 

[Baron]

Actually he was, and turning to face oncoming traffic in the hope of a lift.
I wouldn't waste my bloody fuel giving them a lift anywhere.
Someone who needs real help, then that is not a problem and have done it before before.........like 'Could you give us a lift to the nearest bus stop and we can go from there ?'.
My answer once on the way is 'Where exactly are you going to ?.
 Once I know I take them to wherever it is, and happy to do it, and they are rather relieved too.
 The last couple were Italians who got themselves a bit lost, so took them to their destination to save the the hassle.

But people waving a placard about asking 'Get us out of here' get on my tits and no help will be given for the sheer cheek of it.....so they can sod off and don't come back.  

[crikey]

But what if it had been a shapely wench, on her own, short skirt, and deep, deep cleavage heaving away at you?

Just testing your psychosexual limits, in the interests of science, you understand?

<You're imagining it now, aren't you, you rascal you!>

[Baron]

But what if it had been a shapely wench, on her own, short skirt, and deep, deep cleavage heaving away at you?

Just testing your psychosexual limits, in the interests of science, you understand?

<You're imagining it now, aren't you, you rascal you!>

Ummmm briefly yes...

Apart from that, I had wifey with me and 14 yr old Grandaughter with me and I doubt they would be too pleased if I stopped to help.....

Nah, it just annoyed me to see the placard. 

[Richard]

Nah, it just annoyed me to see the placard. 

It would have annoyed you even more if it had been in French 

[Baron]

It would have annoyed you even more if it had been in French 

Nah, not at all since my Grandaughter lives (for the past 7 years with parents of course) in France and is over here for a brief holiday on her own.........and speaks French and German.
I would have asked her what it said...