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« on: Jul 30, 12, 12:42 AM »
 
 

NEVER  LIE TO A WOMAN!!


A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.  We'll begone for a week.   This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothesfor a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my  things up" "Oh! Pleasepack my new blue silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. His wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?  He replied, "Yes! lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.  But whydidn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"


You'll  love the answer....  What  would you do..... It is an intelligent answer      


The wife  replied,



"I  did. They're in your fishing box....."  
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 30, 12, 06:25 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 30, 12, 08:02 AM »
However, there is one time most women not only expect, but require you to lie to them...

"Does my bum look big in this?"
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 30, 12, 12:12 PM »
Quote from: Richard on Jul 30, 12, 08:02 AM
However, there is one time most women not only expect, but require you to lie to them...

"Does my bum look big in this?"

You'd find yourself in BIG trouble if you lied to me. There again... it's my belly that needs the attention and not my bum.   Shocked

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 30, 12, 02:51 PM »
Quote from: Babs on Jul 30, 12, 12:12 PM
....it's my belly that needs the attention and not my bum.   Shocked

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I could lose a bit on both,  giggle
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 30, 12, 05:18 PM »
Quote from: Babs on Jul 30, 12, 12:12 PM
You'd find yourself in BIG trouble if you lied to me. There again... it's my belly that needs the attention and not my bum.   Shocked

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Both are worthy of attention, IMHO.

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