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Title: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Yvonne on Jan 21, 19, 05:33 AM

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it !

Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing.  That'll keep her busy!

The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday. So I've got her a pair of football boots!

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm!

Anyone got an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise!

My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she's sorry she ever married me!

My wife said I needed to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and ignored her all day for no reason!

Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. It's called wedding cake!

Things turned really ugly at my house last night. The wife removed her makeup!

My wife shouted at me this morning for not opening the car door for her. I would have, but I was too busy swimming to the surface!

 
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Baron on Jan 21, 19, 11:04 AM
Sorry, I couldn't help it, but I  :hysterical: ;D
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: handy on Jan 21, 19, 05:35 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Yvonne on Jan 21, 19, 10:52 PM
Sorry, I couldn't help it, but I  :hysterical: ;D

Did your wife want to know what you were laughing at ?  ;)
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Baron on Jan 22, 19, 10:43 AM
She knows better than to ask what I laugh about on the internet..... :yup:
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Yvonne on Jan 22, 19, 08:38 PM
Wise lady.  ;D
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Kat on Feb 02, 19, 03:51 PM
Women are weird. They're not at all like normal people...
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Yvonne on Feb 02, 19, 11:44 PM
What's normal ?  ;D
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Kat on Feb 03, 19, 11:00 AM
Me! I'm normal! A normal loony...
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Baron on Mar 08, 19, 10:28 AM
I too am normal, and spend much time living on Jupiter..... ;D
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Yvonne on Mar 08, 19, 10:36 PM
Weird is normal these days.  ;)
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Baron on Mar 09, 19, 01:34 PM
Yep I agree, but although I mostly live on Jupiter, that is why I think everyone else is weird......except me... ;D
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Yvonne on Mar 09, 19, 11:22 PM
Of course.   ;D
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Baron on Mar 10, 19, 11:28 AM
 :flowers: ;D
Title: Re: Misogyny is alive and well
Post by: Yvonne on Mar 10, 19, 10:20 PM
 ;D