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I do not believe it
« on: Mar 25, 13, 09:33 AM »
Elf & safety gone wrong
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

what is the difference between a triangle & a square, when some little Herbert slings it across the room. The little b*stard should be severely punished, not make a load of fuss about cutting the flapjacks in different shapes.
 

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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #1 on: Mar 25, 13, 11:36 AM »
How bloody daft, since the square flap-jack has four 'sharp' corners on it instead of three, increasing the chances of a poke in the eye... ::)

The little darling should have been bent over, and the triangular flap-jack shove which is ideal for the purpose, should have been shoved up his jacksie.. ;D
Then his mummy and daddy would really have something to complain about when the brat has trouble walking about.
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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #2 on: Mar 25, 13, 12:09 PM »
How bloody daft, since the square flap-jack has four 'sharp' corners on it instead of three, increasing the chances of a poke in the eye... ::)



Ah but you & me have got common sense and can see that, but the stupid H&S idiots at Essex County Council can't

I could ( almost) understand it if they had banned all flapjacks or other hard biscuits from school menus, to stop the little darlings chucking them around and wasting food, but to ban certain shapes as more dangerous is just pure idiocy. I am surprised they didn't say that they had to be round

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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #3 on: Mar 25, 13, 12:15 PM »
If a flapjack is hard, it's stale... they're solving the wrong problem.

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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #4 on: Mar 25, 13, 04:47 PM »
I had to check the calendar to make sure it was not the 1st of April.  ;D

Just as well the 'powers that be' don't insist on circular flapjacks, as some pissed off cooks will hone the edge so that when thrown some of the little darlings will lose some limbs, ears, or little bonces.... ;D

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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #5 on: Mar 25, 13, 06:06 PM »
I'm waiting for the day when some twonk employs two people at every school to feel everybody's sandwiches, and the first prosecutions for carrying bread as an offensive weapon if the crusts are too hard.

This is where "Ambulance-chasers 4 U" have brought us.

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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #6 on: Mar 25, 13, 08:21 PM »
Yes, all the little dahlings being arrested for carrying a stale French Loaf or a couple of crusty rolls that are a day or so old.... ;D
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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #7 on: Mar 26, 13, 06:39 AM »
We must be aware of these dangers and prepare to defend ourselves

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Re: I do not believe it
« Reply #8 on: Mar 26, 13, 06:14 PM »
LOL...   :gig:

More chance of an injury with 4 corners rather than 3... Idiots.
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