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The best oxymoran ever in my opinion. Discuss
« on: Dec 16, 13, 12:38 AM »
Football - The Beautiful Game.
It's coz I am thick.

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Re: The best oxymoran ever in my opinion. Discuss
« Reply #1 on: Dec 16, 13, 01:31 AM »
It's a gentlemans game, played by hooligans.

I much prefer to watch the hooligans game, played by gentlemen.

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Re: The best oxymoran ever in my opinion. Discuss
« Reply #2 on: Dec 16, 13, 01:29 PM »
Gawd knows why it is called 'The beautiful game', because as far as I am concerned it is just some over paid foreign and English players (many of whom end up in Court for something or other), running about kicking a ball, and falling over a lot to try and gain advantages.

Plus, it us mostly watched by fist happy morons, who when upset invade the pitch, or knock seven bells out of each other outside, making the minority of well behaved supporters suffer for no god reason.

I have never liked football ever since I was made to play it at school, and had no idea what it was all about, or where I was supposed to be on the pitch, and ran about the place like a headless chicken waiting for the final whistle to blow, so that I could bugger off back to the changing rooms and get dressed ready to go home.. 8)

Chucking the javelin, shot or cricket ball was more my style, as it didn't involve too much running about.  :angel2:
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