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Offline Baron

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Some quotes....
« on: Apr 08, 17, 03:52 PM »
 Great Quotes on Sex:

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."

 Lynn Lavner
 
 
 
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns
 
 
 
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone
 
 
 
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods
 
 
 
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson
 
 
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
 
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

 
 
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams

 
 
 
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro
 
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

 
 
 
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"

Jerry Seinfeld
 
 
 "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams
 
 
 "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

 
Joan Rivers
 
 
 Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.

 
Steve Martin
 
 
 
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.

Elmo Phillips
 
 
 
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde
                                                                                                                                                           
 
 
And

 
"At my age, making love is like playing pool with a rope."
George Burns
 
 




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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #1 on: Apr 09, 17, 11:59 PM »
I wouldn't know.  ;D
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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #2 on: Apr 10, 17, 12:26 PM »
Me neither...*sigh.
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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #3 on: Apr 12, 17, 08:39 PM »
Sex... I remember that...

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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #4 on: Apr 13, 17, 11:50 AM »
Sex... I remember that...

 :pa

To remind me I have read about it, seen pictures and even videos, but still can't remember if I ever did it.........*sigh.  :yup:
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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #5 on: Apr 13, 17, 07:06 PM »
To remind me I have read about it, seen pictures and even videos, but still can't remember if I ever did it.........*sigh.  :yup:

Think ladyboy .......  :bolt:
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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #6 on: Apr 14, 17, 11:23 AM »
I still would, if Herself wasn't in the state she's in, poor love.

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 14, 17, 12:45 PM »
Noooooo, that reminds me a a few days stop over( from RAF Bahrein) via RAF Changi on my way through to Brisbane. in 1972
I teamed up with a Navy submariner who was going to Adelaide, who knew Singapore and we visited some bars in 'Boogie Street'..........I was naive and didn't know about these things back then, and caused him great merriment when he saw me hook up with this pretty 'girl', who I found out, had rather more 'tackle' than I was expecting !
I had done a fair bit of snogging to find that out, and considered washing out my mouth with bleach....lots of it..........but he calmed me down, and I was then able to laugh about it.
I found out later that Boogie Street was notorious for that, so I learnt a lesson that in places like that, a pretty girl may not be all 'she' appears to be... :yup:
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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #8 on: Apr 14, 17, 05:06 PM »
I'd've done his lights!

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Re: Some quotes....
« Reply #9 on: Apr 16, 17, 11:08 AM »
I was dissuaded from punching out his/her lights.. ;D
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