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Offline Yvonne

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« on: Nov 16, 17, 12:07 PM »
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The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. 
 Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. 
 So, they brought the cow over from Scotland .
 It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply ever again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.

  No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed.

 The people were very upset, and decided to go to the Vet, who was considered very wise, tell him what was happening, and ask his advice.

 As they explained "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
 If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
 When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

 The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully, and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?"
 The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland .

"You are truly a wise Vet" they said.
"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
 "My wife comes from Scotland "

« Last Edit: Nov 18, 17, 04:30 AM by Yvonne »
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Re: Cow
« Reply #1 on: Nov 17, 17, 12:12 PM »
 rofl rofl rofl










There's an awful lot of extra space there Yvonne.... ;D
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.

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« Reply #2 on: Nov 18, 17, 04:30 AM »
Yes I just got rid of it.  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 18, 17, 11:26 AM »
 :hat3: :-* :flowers:
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.

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« Reply #4 on: Nov 18, 17, 08:22 PM »
:tup:
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 21, 17, 07:05 PM »
That really is quite funny, that... 


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« Reply #6 on: Nov 21, 17, 08:14 PM »
Glad it gave you a chuckle.  :laugh:
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 21, 17, 09:32 PM »
Needed one, too, day that I've had...  :P