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Offline Yvonne

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The ZIPPER
« on: Jun 06, 18, 08:27 AM »

The ZIPPER

 

If this one doesn't make you laugh..... you definitely need an undertaker.

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her

leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a

little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

 Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once

again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin , she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make

the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her

gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't

even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly

three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
 
« Last Edit: Jun 06, 18, 01:04 PM by Yvonne »
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Re: The ZIPPER
« Reply #1 on: Jun 06, 18, 11:28 AM »
Heard it before, but still makes me giggle like a schoolboy.  ;D
But I have been told that I mentally still am one.... :blush:
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.

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Re: The ZIPPER
« Reply #2 on: Jun 06, 18, 01:05 PM »
I could believe that.  ;D
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Re: The ZIPPER
« Reply #3 on: Jun 06, 18, 05:45 PM »
Awwwww...........fanks !
I am used to it..... :yup: :flowers:
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Re: The ZIPPER
« Reply #4 on: Jun 08, 18, 08:24 PM »
I was that Texan!



Or, possibly, not.

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Re: The ZIPPER
« Reply #5 on: Jun 08, 18, 11:08 PM »
 :) :) :)
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Re: The ZIPPER
« Reply #6 on: Jun 09, 18, 10:36 AM »
Still smiling about it then Kat ?  :gig:
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Re: The ZIPPER
« Reply #7 on: Jun 09, 18, 04:18 PM »
Dreaming of my illustrious past, sexually. ;)