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Offline Yvonne

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If my body were a car
« on: Aug 13, 18, 06:12 AM »
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull ..... but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was, I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins, it takes me hours to reach my maximum speed, my fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it, almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires !!!!!!
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Offline Baron

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Re: If my body were a car
« Reply #1 on: Aug 13, 18, 02:21 PM »
I know that feeling all too well....with variations of the theme... ;D
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Re: If my body were a car
« Reply #2 on: Aug 15, 18, 05:53 PM »
I'm not so bad, for my age, really...  :pa
« Last Edit: Aug 15, 18, 09:46 PM by Kat »

Offline Baron

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Re: If my body were a car
« Reply #3 on: Aug 15, 18, 05:57 PM »
How many ages do you have, one for a good day, and another for a bad day ?  ;D
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Re: If my body were a car
« Reply #4 on: Aug 15, 18, 09:47 PM »
Typo de... er... typoed.

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Re: If my body were a car
« Reply #5 on: Aug 16, 18, 04:28 PM »
I happens to the best of us..........well, me usually.. :blush:
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.