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Offline Baron

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The Aussie tour guide, and Abbo....
« on: Sep 12, 18, 01:52 PM »
An  Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top  End.

 On  their way to Kakadu he was describing the amazing abilities   of the Australian Aborigines   to track man or beast over land, through the air and    under the sea.

The  Americans were incredulous.

Later in the day, as the group rounded  a bend on the highway they discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an  Aborigine...

He  had one ear pressed to the white line,   whilst his left leg was held high in the  air!

The  bus stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered around the prostrate  Aborigine...

"Hey  Jacky,"   said the tour guide, "what   are you tracking and what are you listening for?"

The  aborigine replied,

"Down  the road about 25 miles is a 1971 Valiant Ute... It's a red one… the left front  tyre is bald...

The  front end is out of whack, and him got bloody dents in every  panel...

There  are 9 black fellas in the back, all drinking warm sherry.

There  are 3 kangaroos on the roof rack and 4 dogs on the front  seat."

The  American tourists moved forward, astounded by this precise and detailed  knowledge.

"God  Lord man,  how do you know all that?,"   asked one.

The  Aborigine replied:...  ‘I    fell out of it about half an hour ago!"
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Re: The Aussie tour guide, and Abbo....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 13, 18, 11:12 PM »
Times have sure changed for Aborigines.  ;D
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