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Offline Kat

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It shouldn't be allowed.
« on: Sep 14, 18, 10:46 AM »
We have a cleaner who comes in, every week, to tidy up, got us.

The usual one left and the new girl turned-up, yesterday.

"Pleasing on the eye" doesn't begin to describe her.

Polish girl, named Constantina.

I didn't know where to look. (Well, I DID)...

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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #1 on: Sep 14, 18, 02:54 PM »
Soo, you make more mess than usual, just to keep her there a bit longer ?

I would.... :yup:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #2 on: Sep 14, 18, 03:29 PM »
What did you do to the usual one  ???  ;D
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #3 on: Sep 14, 18, 04:59 PM »
I think that would be too much information Yvonne..... :gig: :yup:

But I would like to know anyway...
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #4 on: Sep 14, 18, 05:49 PM »
The usual one's doing other things, now. Constantina's English is worse than mine (We're working on that), but she works like a Trojan and looks rather good, whilst she does it.

Or so I'm told.

Apparently.

Or summat.  ;D

She gave me a big hug, last time, coz she says that I'm "unusual".

I can live with that!  :hat3:

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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #5 on: Sep 15, 18, 12:35 AM »
That's your natural charm at work.  :laugh:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #6 on: Sep 15, 18, 10:38 AM »
Jane says that I'm an incorrigible flirt. I don't think I am, at all. I just try to be pleasant to people.

A dying art, that...

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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #7 on: Sep 15, 18, 10:50 AM »
She gave you a hug ?!!
Geez, she must really like you, not that I am jealous or anything, and must try and change the wife's opinion that we do need an attractive Polish girl to help out around the house.
She could teach me Polish, and I could teach her English. Just simple words like 'Yes', 'of course I will', and 'I like that'......OK, I am getting a bit carried away now, and not even in my wildest dreams will it ever happen.... :blush: :yup:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #8 on: Sep 15, 18, 02:58 PM »
You mean she could teach you to polish.  :yup:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #9 on: Sep 15, 18, 05:55 PM »
 :hysterical:...I could teach her how to 'polish'..... :blush: :blush: :yup:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #10 on: Sep 16, 18, 01:54 AM »
I bet you could.  ;D
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #11 on: Sep 16, 18, 11:11 AM »
 :blush: :blush: ;D
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #12 on: Sep 27, 18, 09:58 PM »
She brought her friend, today...  :hungry1:

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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #13 on: Sep 27, 18, 11:13 PM »
So now you have a threesome.  ;) ;D
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #14 on: Sep 28, 18, 10:51 AM »
That would be a joy to contemplate. But, I doubt I'll ever have another of those...

It's more not knowing where to look. Well, I know where I'd LIKE to look, but decorum gets the better of me, as always.  ;D

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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #15 on: Sep 28, 18, 02:38 PM »
What a bad situation to be in.
You want to look, try a few sneaky peeks, but fear being spotted, so taking control is a huge strain on your senses.... ;D
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #16 on: Oct 23, 18, 12:46 PM »
It's when the urge to look goes that you need to be afraid.  ;)  ;D
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #17 on: Oct 24, 18, 10:57 AM »
For me, nearly, but one of the receptionists at my surgery, is very attractive though, so I don't hurry when handing in my prescriptions in or anything else for that matter. Also fun for a bit of flirting and not been punched in the face once !
But in summer time my Island is flooded with girls in little short shorts, and wide belts called mini skirts, and all bronzed and wonderful, especially with shapely legs....there are a few that shouldn't though.......... :gig:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #18 on: Oct 24, 18, 11:22 PM »
I know what you mean about those who shouldn't, ten ton tessie sorts about 20 stone.  :yuck:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #19 on: Oct 25, 18, 10:39 AM »
Yup, their 'waist line' bulging over the top of their shorts......not a pretty sight..
Mind you, I have nothing to brag about if I ever dare to wear shorts...not short ones though, those days shot by years ago... :yup:
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Re: It shouldn't be allowed.
« Reply #20 on: Oct 25, 18, 12:22 PM »
She's here, now...

OMG!

She's all girl-shaped, with wobbly bits!

Oh, this brings back mammeries...