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Offline fred

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Re: A couple of jokes..........I think....
« Reply #25 on: Nov 04, 18, 06:18 PM »
Can you take skin from your buttocks and transplant it onto someone who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend.
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Re: A couple of jokes..........I think....
« Reply #26 on: Nov 05, 18, 03:10 PM »
That depends on if the person is pointing a loaded shotgun at my face......... ;D
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Re: A couple of jokes..........I think....
« Reply #27 on: Nov 06, 18, 11:02 AM »
God ruined a good arse, when he put teeth in your mouth.  ;D

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Re: A couple of jokes..........I think....
« Reply #28 on: Nov 06, 18, 12:36 PM »
That has been pointed out to me a few times.......... ;D
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