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Offline Baron

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The 5 year old girl.....
« on: Nov 14, 18, 11:02 AM »
Awwww, how sweet and restores my faith in humans....... ;D

 A  young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One   day,  a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the   plot.
   
  The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally  took an interest in   all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
   
  She hung  around and eventually the builders, all with   hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project   mascot. They   chatted with her, let  her sit with them while they   had tea and   lunch                breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her  feel   important.
   
  They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her   immensely.
   
  At  the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with   a   pay envelope - containing $10 in 50c coins. The little girl   took her   'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take   the money to   the bank the next day to open a savings  account.
   
  At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to   the little girl  telling her about her 'work' on the building site and   the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
 
  'You  must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
   
  The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with   Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'
   
  'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the   house again next week?'
 
  The  child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:

                     
  'I think  so. Provided those wankers at Boral deliver the   f*****g  bricks on  time.'
                             
   
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.

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Re: The 5 year old girl.....
« Reply #1 on: Nov 14, 18, 04:00 PM »
Ah sure the auld ones are the best.....but a good un :juice:

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Re: The 5 year old girl.....
« Reply #2 on: Nov 14, 18, 04:07 PM »
 ;D
Yeah, but thought I could get away with it.... :gig:
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Re: The 5 year old girl.....
« Reply #3 on: Nov 26, 18, 09:10 PM »
 :nooo: