Topic: We're fucked.

[Kat]

If our electricity supplies get nuked, we're totally screwed. Or, if something totally loony, like Brexit, say, does the same...

We've become totally reliant on the internet and that's flaky, at best.

We're fucked. 

[Yvonne]

The greenies in the government are stuffing our electricity production by closing coal powered plants, then the first hot day there are blackouts. 

[Kat]

Coal IS pretty bad, though. That's why Trump's allowing it to be used more and our lot are going for fracking. 

[Baron]

That's the problem, coal is finished, nuclear power plants seem to be doomed, so the Government has to try and think up (well some of them do) alternative ways to produce power, and have to import electrickery , gas and liquid gas to help to keep us going.

I think I will have to employ a team of Hamsters to run generators to keep me going...

[Kat]

Yoo wot voted leave will be the first to be cut off. 

[Yvonne]

Fracking is polluting water supplies on farms, with gas getting in & making it flamable.

[Baron]

Yoo wot voted leave will be the first to be cut off. 

Nah, I am one of the special people, so I am safe, and my loyal team of hamsters will double their efforts to run my generators, and their farts will power my cooker and central heating....

[Kat]

This hamster... It's not called Boris, is it? 

[Baron]

   I have two of them in my generator team, 'Corbyn' and 'Abbot'..
I really shouldn't have a female, because they spend far too much time in their safe space shagging, and not working....
I thought it was a good idea to have a male and female, but it's not working out too well....

[Kat]

You've been reading way too much right-wing press, mate. Abbot is a VERY good constituency PM and most of her constituents love her, because she works for them, not herself. Unusual, nowadays, that. 'course, being black, older and female, they see her as an easy target.

[Baron]

Maybe so, as I don't live in her constituency, as perhaps she has many like her there, but she doesn't appear to be well know for her skills with maths, which is a bit of a worry when setting budgets and stuff....

Overall, I like to take the piss out of all MP's that I feel deserve it.
Either way, what ever happens there is sod all I can do about it, but all I can do is vote when the time comes, to vote for something, and then I forget it and live with the chaos that follows...

[Kat]

That thing where she got her figures mixed up was very widely reported, in the Tory rags. What they conveniently forgot to relate, was that she was on some heavy medication, at the time, which fuzzled her mind.

As I said, you don't want to believe everything you read.

[Baron]

I have seen her on TV interviews and radio phone ins, where she had stupid figures for the amount of money to spend on the police and couldn't get it right, and something else I can't remember, and don't care. plus on YT.
Yes she did claim her medication was to blame, but why attend interviews knowing she is going to be asked questions, when her brain is addled with drugs ?
So it's not just what I see in the daily rags.....

[Kat]

'course, the TV stations are all unbiased...

[/irony]

Did you know that Kuenssberg is related to Scameron? Andrew Marr is a fully paid-up member of the Tory party?

Yeah, fully unbiased and fair, the BEEB...