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Author Topic: The divorce hearing in Italy (Or any other country you like)  (Read 149 times)

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Offline Baron

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A  man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy , but the custody of their children posed a problem.
 
 The  mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
 
 The  man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
 After  a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

 "Your  Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a bottle of Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"
 
 DON'T  LAUGH . . . HE WON!

 
 
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I could believe that, in Italy.