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Offline Baron

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Signs....
« on: Aug 11, 19, 10:38 AM »
Sign over a Gynecologists Office:   "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:  "Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:   "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 At an Optometrist's Office:   "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:   "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:   "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee:   "Invite us to your next blowout."

  On an Electrician's truck:   "Let us remove your shorts."

  In a Non-smoking Area:   "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will
take appropriate action."

  On a Maternity Room door:    "Push. Push. Push."

  At a Car Dealership:   "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car repayment."

  Outside a Muffler Shop:   "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

  In a Veterinarian's waiting room:   "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

  At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

  In a Restaurant window:   "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

  In the front yard of a Funeral Home:    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

  At a Propane Gas Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills."

  In a Chicago Radiator Shop:   "Best place in town to take a leak." 

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:   Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.

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Re: Signs....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 15, 19, 07:13 PM »
 :P
I jumped into a river in France and it turned out I was in Seine

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Yr elor yw yr olaf

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Re: Signs....
« Reply #2 on: Aug 18, 19, 11:55 AM »
 :pa

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Re: Signs....
« Reply #3 on: Aug 18, 19, 12:23 PM »
I like the last one on the list...... ;D
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.