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Offline Baron

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Homeless man....
« on: Sep 17, 19, 10:33 AM »
I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,  I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"



"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled."

 
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.

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Re: Homeless man....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 22, 19, 09:30 PM »
That actually happens, you know. People are in such depths of despair, they deliberately want to go into the slammer.

Good ol' DumBojo...

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Re: Homeless man....
« Reply #2 on: Sep 23, 19, 10:57 AM »
Yep, a warm bed, 3 meals a day, can laze about all day without a care in the world..
Ah now we are getting into the world of Bojo and the hairy Corbuncle and the addled Abbotess...
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Re: Homeless man....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 24, 19, 01:22 PM »
Sorry, mate. Been chatting with Bojo, on Twitter. Shit, he really is as thick as yard of concrete.

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Re: Homeless man....
« Reply #4 on: Sep 25, 19, 10:40 AM »
Lol....I did sign up to twatter a few years ago, and have never been back.
I can get into more than enough arguments here......and try to stay away from politics and religion, because then I get into one of my rants, and won't shut up.... ::) :blush: :gig:
I intend to live forever. So far, so good - But, too many Birthdays can kill you.